virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.

by wickid_me November 28, 2011

Kegging

It's when you have anal sex then ejaculate then quickly pull out and put your thumb in as a cork.

"Omg guess who walked in on us kegging last night?"

by ajsl19oiuwer April 28, 2021

Twisted Keg

A beer keg usually holding anywhere from 5-12 gallons purely twisted tea

There will be a twisted keg a Michaels open crib function.

by Twisted lover 69 March 6, 2024

Punani Keg

The sex act where you pour a whole 25 oz beer in a girls pussy and suck it out.

Guy 2: How think we’re you last night dude?
Guy 1: Bro, I was so drunk at the party last night Vanessa let me punani keg her.

by Wubbalubadubdub1998 November 27, 2017

Seg in a Keg

Spoken by losers that don’t know what they’re doing. Comes from the root words of seg and keg, also related to the root word Seth. Usually used to show homosexuality.

“Shut up nerd”
“Seg in a Keg, fortnite dance”

by xSplyxQ March 9, 2019

keg list

the same as a bucket list, but for college something you want to do before graduating college

friend 1: hey man, last night i shot gunned a tall boy and then landed a flip off the couch at the beta house

friend 2: cool dude! that’s totally on my keg list

by pseudonym_69_69 July 14, 2020

Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.

She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.

by The word of god February 5, 2020