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Kinda Chong

Uses a fish bowl as a waterbottle
Mood swing all day every day
Likes to ship couples

Most famous line: "Wow! 冷靜啲! WOW"
"Oh no we have kinda chong today"
by caesarpizza April 29, 2025
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Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”
by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025
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Why is bro kinda...

This phrase is commonly used in a joking manner on social media to express that someone is attractive with a dose of subtlety, shyness or embarrassment for having such an opinion.

The sentence is in an unfinished form for the same reasons, while the continuation is easily guessed - ...sexy / hot / handsome / fabulous / majestic etc.
More emphasis on the attraction being a contrarian opinion is commonly expressed by including a 'but' before 'why is bro kinda...'
The sentence being unfinished also alludes to the speaker knowing what they're about to say is unhinged, or losing their train of thought and speech as they gaze at the object of attraction, or as they bite their lip.
"Look at that one, he's taking a shit!"
- "I get that, but why is bro kinda..."
"Brother that is a gorilla, and he's shitting."
by amogmog May 29, 2025
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Johnny crawl fish kinda night

Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
Austin’s having a “Johnny crawl fish kinda night”
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bangchan kinda gyatt

describing a person who has a big gyat like bangchan
person 1: woahh she has a gyatt
person 2: frr she has a bangchan kinda gyatt
by anonymous February 11, 2024
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Cool, Like In An Obiden Kinda Way

Cool, Like IN An Obiden Kinda Way: soemthing that is considered dorky, stupid, oofish, nonsensical, fake, carless, politics
The cost increase ws hated by all, but in front of the news cameras someone referred to them as: Cool, Like In An Obiden Kinda Way!

Hey those $12 McMeals that used to cost $6.50 just 3 years are Cool, Like An Obiden Kida Way, yeah like same with being in 4 foreign wars nobody gives a shit about!
by jayskind1 March 18, 2024
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my mom is kinda homeless

A phrase said by someone named Acey to IShowSpeed in a voice call on some 2021 Fortnite stream, which threw Speed off, and held in his laughter. This is heavily memed on as I write this, but some kid in 2034 will find this and act nostalgic for this definition despite being born after it was made.
"Please, Speed, I need this!"
Speed ignores.
"My mom is kinda homeless."
Speed starts to hold in laughter.
"I live with my dad, I'm tryna help her out..."
"Speed, I'm watching your stream. Why you trying not to laugh, bruh?"
by Anonymousway December 11, 2025
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