Jaff

An absolute astounding basketball player with the skill set of Kobe and MJ combined. Has a record of 61-5-1 in 1v1s to 11. Led his varsity highschool team to provincials, averaging a triple-double.

Smith: I’m not guarding Jaf, he’s insane.Jaff

by AyyLmao1222 October 17, 2019

Jaffacaking

A sex move involving two humans in a hugging missionary position, a black person on top and a white person on the bottom. However before engaging in coitus, a jar of orange jam is spread on the white persons torso, mimicking the construction of a McVities orange Jaffa cake.

1: Honey! did you get the orange jam?
2 : No sorry honey i forgot.
1: Damn, then we wont be Jaffacaking tonight.

by AimesVetch December 15, 2019

Jafflick

Noun. Northern Ireland
Someone who is half protestant (see Jaffa) and half Catholic.

He's a Jafflick so he is. His Ma's a hun but his Da's a taig. Mad hi

by KeithGillespiesNephew July 20, 2020

Jaffa

Indian slang for a scapegoat

He’s a Jaffa

by Mother Teresa's vagina June 10, 2020

Jaffe Anomaly

An outlier in the data, often cited to strengthen one’s argument.

“It’s not hard to get into Wharton, after all Trump went there”
“Guy stop invoking the Jaffe Anomaly!”

by psobr February 16, 2021

Jaffeau

He is a pro minecraft bedwarmain. he WILL kill you if you steal his finals.

player 1: Ay i killed a guy
Jaffeau: FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY KILL!

by oliv oil May 27, 2021

jeraffy

Jeraffy is a smart handsome and funny guy. He is tall and sporty. Able to do pull ups but don't know how. Unexpectedly there is not much information about him here. Dreamy eyes, you will gaze into them and loose yourself. Language talents. He will first become your friend and then your best friend. Favourite thing to do: putting hands over others' shoulders XD

Wow do you know who is Jeraffy? He has a beautiful sister.

by FloraHo599aj November 21, 2021