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Johnathan

A boy with lots of wonderful thoughts that will share anything with you. Will keep a secret safe regardless of how good it may be. Will always try to cheer you up even when he may be feeling down too.

Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.

Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲

a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?

girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!

girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
by Johnathan B. May 31, 2018
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Johnston

Johnston is a mark of the running group from Scotland. Osiris Cullen was a great business man, he was always fair, but he always wanted more. He began to barter for more in every deal he made, but one day, he crossed the wrong clan, and they vowed to destroy him and his clan. He feared for his life, and quickly deported to the U.S. in 1746, there he changed his surname to Johnston, and he began anew. Johnston's are planning to get revenge on the threatening family, and if you are one, you know who they are too.
That business man is a Johnston, I can tell by the way deals in his favor...
by Nathanyl April 24, 2011
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King Jake Johnstone

Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans.
by The Scuba Instructor April 28, 2005
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Johnstone Landmine

When the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a shite on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.
Finlay "i'd totally let you shit on ma chest"
Cameron "as long as it is a johnstone landmine"
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The Johnston

Someone who achieves at least one or more of these set criteria:

- Has more money than you
- Is better at video games than you
- Achieves a t in almost every test
- gets all the "bitches"
- believes garen is broken
Oh man, the other day my friend sat the maths test, failed everything, he was totally The Johnston!
by MegaManJohn November 8, 2015
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johnstown

The place normal Gloversville folk flee to to avoid breeders zombies and thugs that took over their once fine city!
I had to go Johnstown to save my life!
by jimmyjamz July 22, 2015
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johnathan (gay verison)

He like men alot a skinny 100 pound virgin with fuck boy hair and is a cringey "hypebeast"
Johnathan is a faggot Johnathan (gay Verison) .
by gayassnibbbba October 21, 2017
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