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Samuel Johnson

The first man to create a dictionary of the English language.
Without Samuel Johnson, Urban Dictionary wouldn't exist.
by asdfasdfasdf32423 March 3, 2010
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Chad Johnson

When you get so angry at someone you commit the act of headbutting the dog shit out of them.
I'm gonna "chad Johnson" your ass if you don't get out of my face with that bullshit!
by Caddy B. August 19, 2012
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Boris Johnson

Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.

i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.
i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.

ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.
by some random homosapien July 31, 2016
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ms.johnson

stupid, retarted, mean, slow.and a fucking bitch that nobody likes
by garridof April 20, 2015
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The People's Republic of Johnson County

A nickname for Iowa City, Iowa. Used derisively by some and proudly by others, the nickname refers to the liberal political philosophy of Johnson County, especially in contrast to the surrounding counties and state. Johnson County elects Democratic and/or Liberal candidates in rates uncharacteristic of the state of Iowa. The creation of this liberal enclave probably came about because of the University of Iowa.

As many students of the University will agree, the liberal nature of the area is also probably accounted for by the large number of Chicago area natives who have moved to the area. Many Iowans living in Johnson County and/or attending the university keep their conservative views.

This nickname is thought to be derived from the writings of a conservative reporter in Des Moines, Iowa.
The political views expressed in the People's Republic of Johnson County are typical of the kind expressed in scholarly, educated areas. The reason it is noteworthy in Iowa City is because the surrounding area is very conservative and rural.
by Josh E. January 7, 2006
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hank johnson

1) the act of rotating the hands in opposite directions around the shaft of the penis
2) a painful sex move that cosmo thinks is a good idea
"That bitch performed a hank johnson, so I punched her in the throat, megan."
by robitio57 January 13, 2008
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Maureen Johnson

A hilarious young adult author, secret sister to the vlogbrothers (NERDFIGHTERS FTW), and has a strange obsession with jars.

She's freakishly beautiful but very modest, talented, and has extremely awkward glares and keeps a straight face better than most professional actors.
Normal person: "What the hell? She's so weird."

Nerdfighter: "Noo! She's amazing!"

Follower of Maureen Johnson on Twitter: "Why, Maureen, why?"

Maureen: "Because it's there. Because the hamsters wish it so. Because we can. Because someone has to."
by wicked_cool July 15, 2010
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