Jibbers Crabst 

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!

"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)

Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

Jubber Dubber Doodle 

A man who builds a significant lead for himself in a situation that promises to yield beneficial results only to relinquish said lead and finish on the losing end.

I was getting ready to bang yer sister, then I got a softy. I'm such a jubber dubber doodle.

I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.

Jubber Dubber Doodle by Big Thunder23 November 5, 2011

Premium Snow Jobber 

The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.

Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.

Premium Snow Jobber by posseakat September 12, 2005

blow jobber 

A cheap and desperate female that is so starved for attention that she is quick to unzip a mans pants and inert his penis. These women usually have deflated self esteems and have bimbo names like Cristal or Jaimie.

That blow jobber was eager to orally please my husband.

blow jobber by suhweetT November 1, 2013

jobber rotation 

Term used in fantasy baseball. It is the act of picking up starting pitchers (and then dropping them for a new one) in an effort to win the strikeout and wins categories. Usually pitchers available on the waiver wire aren't very good, hence rotating through jobbers.

I'm down 3-1 in wins and 35-20 in strikeouts. Guess I'll have to do a serious jobber rotation the next few days.

jobber rotation by Bob Johnson Here April 28, 2007

jibbery joo 

Nonsensicale words: derived from "jibberish"

This first amendment sounds like a bunch of beaurocratic jibbery joo.

jibbery joo by why is everybodys name taken? April 28, 2006

jobber 

one whose shortcomings makes others mediocrity look better than it actually is.

Dude, you are such a jobber, the boss was really impressed with my work, because your work makes mine look like something out of Harvard Business school.

"Steph said that you are to be the jobber in this match, cause I need to look good" said HHH

jobber by The Dingo February 3, 2005