Javalistic

used to describe people who have traits such as kind, compassionate, hilarious, sweet, honest, creative, and most importantly lovely, these are the kind of people who you'd love to have in your life, and learn many lifelong lessons from them. Alternatively it could be used to describe things like food, situations, weather etc. in which case it simply means amazing

She's such a javalistic person, ah i love her!.

what an absolutely javalistic day we are having!.

by welcomebotluci May 6, 2023

Javascript

A powerful, object-based, interpreted scripting language, created by Brendan Eich, most commonly embedded directly into HTML web pages to manage client-side interaction.

JavaScript is so beautiful and elegant it brings tears to my eyes. I love using it. It completes me as a person.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Javae'

A beautiful girl that shy and a beautiful chocolate skin color and so nice and sweet to everybody and falls in love hard <3 and that a freak when needed

Javae' is a beautiful girl that shy but crazy once you get to know her and fun and a big baby, she is loving and caring a great person

by Cocoa 143 January 5, 2014

javal

To javal someone - to throw a bicycle at someone over the course of a merciless beating, and then to shank them with a sharp object.

The term originates from a fellow named Javal who beat up a girl who owed him a dimebag, and then threw a bicycle at her. She inquired, "Is that all ya got!?". Enraged, he dashed into the nearest house of a complete stranger, retrieved a butcher's knife, and proceeded to stab her to death, 72 times.

-"Good morning Terrance, have you seen Stacey today?"

-"Nah man, bitch got javaled last night for smokin' Mr. Jefferson's weed!"

by Hamilton Spectator November 20, 2007

javage

A term created by AX while taking a summer Java programming class.

1. Someone who is extremely skilled programming in the Java language.

2. Someone who drinks gratuitous amounts of the Java Bean Frap at Starbucks and acts like a monster, or crackfiend.

3. A combination of a JAV and a savage.

4. Someone who's sex can only be described best as "a fleshstorm of pleasure with a 90% chance of satisfaction."

5. Someone who embodies all of these qualities such as Aammata X

6. Someone whose kinda like a big deal.

Damn you programmed that in one hour? What a fucken javage!

*After chugging a java chip frap* AHHHHHHHHHRRGGGG! BUY ME ANOTHER FUCKEN JAVA CHIP OR ILL RIP OUT YOUR THIRD VERTEBRAE OUT YOUR GODDAMN BODY! AHHHHRGGG!
*Frightfully taking out wallet* Alright calm the fuck down you Javage.

Aammata you're such a javage.

by DaVinciAX July 15, 2009

Javashit

Rendition of the word “Javascript”.
Overbloated, inefficient, crappy... dynamic programming language which nowadays floods the internet. Originally developed by the Netscape Corp.
For more thorough info (and a good laugh), google the word in your browser...

X: @#$%! This damned webpage is so sluggish I can't even scroll through it!
G: Disable Javashit in your browser...
X: WOW!

by Barkuti May 3, 2015

javazon

A subclass of the Amazon class character in the game Diablo II that is specific to Javalin type weapons.

Do you have a BowaZon or a JavaZon?

by FknBlazed May 16, 2003