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To javal someone - to throw a bicycle at someone over the course of a merciless beating, and then to shank them with a sharp object.

The term originates from a fellow named Javal who beat up a girl who owed him a dimebag, and then threw a bicycle at her. She inquired, "Is that all ya got!?". Enraged, he dashed into the nearest house of a complete stranger, retrieved a butcher's knife, and proceeded to stab her to death, 72 times.
-"Good morning Terrance, have you seen Stacey today?"

-"Nah man, bitch got javaled last night for smokin' Mr. Jefferson's weed!"
javal by Hamilton Spectator November 20, 2007
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cold jamal 

the sexual act where a man removes his penis and freezes it for 8 hours to use as a dildo
ZAMN! That cold jamal made my bussy cream.
cold jamal by cold bosco stick January 9, 2022
Related Words
A: "Amit is petty"
B: "Jalalah"
jalalah by Ajsjwkmqnd February 26, 2017

dirty jalal 

The process of eating a banana or other high potassium fruit from a stripper's cooter.
Man, I can't believe Kevin did a Dirty Jalal with that girl from the bar!
dirty jalal by Notorious B.A.G January 21, 2013
replacement for stupid, idiot, moron or any other offensive term
maybe you should stop going out with people you find on farmers mingle, you jagaloon
jagaloon by speck19 July 1, 2015

Jamal Roll 

Jamal Abdillah is one of the greatest Pop Singer in Malaysia. One of his single "Aku Maafkan Kamu feat Malique Ibrahim" has been the greatest song in 2011. The song has been revived in 2022, thanks to a few Malaysian. This song have been huge thing in Malaysia on social media. Instead of getting Rick Roll, you get Jamal Roll/Jamal Gulung.
Ali: Abu you really need to come and see this new drama clip, It so interesting

Jamal Abdillah: Ada teratak di hujung kampung, Bawah cermin kopak ada kotak

Abu: You bastard, you Jamal Roll me again. Damm you Ali
Jamal Roll by KamalRull March 29, 2022

Sarah Jamali2020 

SARAH JAMALI 2020

sarah if you see this hug safi
safi you can do this SARAH JAMALI2020
Sarah Jamali2020 by imagay123 November 4, 2020
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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