Lumber-Jacking

The act of masterbaiting to a tree .

Guy 1 : Bro did you see him Lumber-Jacking the other day.
Guy 2 : Yeah, it was intense.

by JeromeTheMole December 1, 2021

John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.

Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence

by jakezeller January 9, 2020

Im not jacking that

not agreeing with someones else idea or opinion

Friend: yo bro you tryna go rob the store
Me: Nah im not jacking that

by DeziredVibez April 26, 2023

Jakeing Off

The act of talking to your porno.

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

by Gayqui June 11, 2006

mayonnaise-packeting

When a girl asks, during sex, to receive the man's load on her, after the man has (or is currently) cumming into a condom, but not wanting to disappoint, the man distracts the girl and squeezes the contents of the now soiled condom onto the girl.

"Dude.. i can't believe you gave her a mayonnaise-packeting last night!!!"

by D. "Sha Nay Nay" Footle August 3, 2007

Multi-Jacking

Noun The act of pleasuring oneself while doing something else.

My girlfriend walked in while I was multi-jacking. I had porn on the computer and CNN on the TV.

by restaurant refugee December 23, 2008