The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

I'm not going to be intimidated

Really guys.

Hym "I'm not going to be intimidated. I'm not changing my tactic. Fuck your kids. I'm not walking away with nothing. Out of the workforce (and out of prison) because if I'm going to prison anyway I might as well just kill one of your kids. Or as many as I can."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

emaeh, imyimyimym

every minute and every hour, i miss you i miss you i miss you more.

its the first letter of each word from the course of the song Good Grief by Bastille

Person 1: "emaeh, imyimyimym."
Person 2: "aww i miss you too! :)"

by nonexisten+ June 8, 2021