salmon idaho

Salmon Idaho, A beautiful little town in the middle of b.f.e. idaho with grocery store that charges considerably more than they need to, you can shop anywhere you want as long as it's in the window of Monday- Friday 10 am- 7pm if you are lucky. They have a barbershop with a totally hot barber she is super nice also. Salmon also has plenty of drugs if you are interested it's not hard to find whatever you are looking for.... sometimes easier than buying groceries.
I will drive hours from anywhere in idaho to get to salmon Idaho, and turn around and drive hours back to civilization.
by Rasy31 June 04, 2024
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Blackfoot, Idaho

Small, redneck town, where law enforcement thinks that they are the modern-day Calvary, responsible for keeping Native Americans on the reservation and the rest of the community white. Fine dinning equates to deep fried chicken nuggets. It's has a fine water park if you don't mind ending up with swimmer' s itch.
Blackfoot, Idaho small not at it's finest.
by Chefone April 24, 2019
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Idaho potato chip

When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.
She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip
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Idaho pancake

Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.

Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick to the back teeth.

The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling addicted native Indian.

The stench needs to be detected in an area covering 3 Square miles to signify the inportance of Big Chief Chawawas favourite squaw
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Idaho pancake

Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.

Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick yo the back teeth.

The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling native Indian.

The stench needs to be detected in an are covering 3 Square miles to signify chief Chawawas favourite squaw
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Idaho Bread

Sad, white, spoiled, no real culture. Blames their life with everything they see on social media. Young with facial tattoo's.
If you move to Idaho you will notice they make homemade Idaho Bread. They don't know what they are doing and it comes out flat and doughy.
by BuckleDown January 13, 2021
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Soda springs idaho

A shitty town with shitty people who only care about themselves and are very ignorent twords me
by Bruhhhhh 69 August 13, 2021
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