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A homophobe is a dirt slob who likes to eat at Hooters, goes to titty bars every weekend and has posters of nude women all over their walls. They're constantly talking about pussy and bragging about how much pussy they get but in actuality they get little to none. They hate LGBT people because they're jealous that LGBT folk actually have an amazing sex life, while the homophobe is a limp dicked buffoon who needs Viagra to get it up. The homophobe is obsessed with being manly and considers it manly to be a slob. They have dirt on their hands because they don't wash often, they like farting around people, they wear shit stained underwear, they don't wipe their ass, they have a gruff appearance and look like they haven't shaved in a few days. They talk with a course voice like they have a sore throat. Their favorite apparel is flannel shirts and clothes with a hunting camouflage pattern. They consider it manly to go hunting and kill dear that can't defend themselves. Their favorite drink up until 2023 was Bud Light when they immediately switched to Coors. They want to make sure everyone around them is straight and they will often ask other guys questions such as “so, you got a girlfriend?” or “wanna go to a titty bar?” to try to determine if all guys around them are straight.
Homophobes would be out murdering LGBT people if law enforcement did not exist.
Homophobe by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

homophobe-phobic 

she is so mean to gay people,she's made me homophobe-phobic

Homophobe-phobic 

Someone who wont accept someone just because they are homophobic
I cant belive he is a homophobe, i am dumping him rn. Thats homophobe-phobic

HOMOPHOBE T-800

The hip movie about a robot who was sent back to the past to eliminate the gays
HOMOPHOBE T-800 by Sans car April 15, 2020

Homophobe-a-hole 

n. A person who has an irrational fear of homosexuality and who is also an asshole about it.
This homophobe-a-hole screamed profanities at the attendees of the gay and lesbian family picnic.
Homophobe-a-hole by ekimnhoj July 21, 2010

homophobe haven 

'ugh i have to go to homophobe haven again tomorrow'
'thats rough buddy'

Homophobe-Phobic 

Someone who dislikes homophobes. Aka someone sensible.
Just don’t be homophobe
“I hate jerks who are mean to homosexuals, I’m homophobe-phobic”
Homophobe-Phobic by Mew4713 March 24, 2022