eskimo hobo blumkin 

To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob

DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!

wow dude...that's fucking gross....

SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!

eskimo hobo blumkin by rostaman6 March 10, 2010

Ivory Hobo 

The wayward, solitary genius that the FBI or CIA reluctantly goes to for assistance.

“Damn it! We’re stumped. Looks like we've got no choice but to call in the ivory hobo.”

Ivory Hobo by Samantha Youngpuppy January 14, 2013

hobocraft

The set of skills/abilities needed to survive on the streets. Including but not limited to making box houses, newspaper isolation, insanity/magic, smelling, or making umbrellas out of nothing but hangers aluminum cans and plastic bags.

Jimbo the hobo sells umbrellas down on 19th; he is quite skilled in hobocraft. He sure reeks of it too!

hobocraft by Bizo237 February 1, 2010

hobo juice 

Puddles of disease-ridden and stinky body fluids left behind by homeless people.

The puddles could be anywhere, but are most often encountered on public transit systems.

The "juice" is an unknown mixture of any of the following: urine, diarrhea, rancid sweat, dirt, crabs, lice, blood from open sores.

Dude: I barely made my BART train and there was only one seat left. Always check the seat before you sit down. I sat on the damn spongy seat in a big warm puddle of hobo juice.

Dude 2: Damn dude, that's hella nasty. I'd check with the doctor to make sure you're not infected.

Dude: Yeah, I had to go home and shower. I wasn't going to go to the party smelling like hobo juice cologne.

hobo juice by Behnam December 9, 2008

........Like a Hobo! 

The Opposite term of "Like a Boss" Since Like a boss is too mainstream. Like a Hobo is a reference to Hobo's all around the World! In the corner of your street. DownTown. This term/phrase was made in the Bay Area by a local.. from Daly City.

I ask for money........Like a Hobo!
Brush my teeth........Like a Hobo!
Smell............Like a Hobo!
Ask for money........Like a Hobo!

........Like a Hobo! by Age squint-hero June 18, 2011

littlest hobo 

Canadian Television show.The best Television show ever.

It was about a dog who went around helping people. It also had the best theme song ever.

"Theres a voice that keeps on calling me,
Down the road is where I'll always be,
Every stop i make,
I make a new friend,
Cant stay for long just turn around
and I'm Gone again"

Lassie is the Littlest Hobos bitch.

littlest hobo by hoboman February 13, 2004

HAMboner

Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others

Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!

HAMboner by princevitae September 15, 2003