Holiday gouch 

The period from December 26 to January 1 when the emotional high of the holidays dissipates and a person realizes another year of their life is gone and a new year of crap begins.

I get so depressed during the holiday gouch. Christmas is over, the family has gone and I go back to work in a few days with no parties in sight. post-holiday paranoia, December depression, Christmas craziness,New Year nervousness, holiday, Christmas, New Year, depression, anxiety

Holiday gouch by joecoolthefool December 26, 2014

Holiday Classic 

The sexual practice of tying one's shoe string around the junk of a male partner like a Christmas bow and proceeding to go down on it like an express elevator.

Cody: "Hey, you want a Holiday Classic?"
Justin: "What is this? Middle school?"

Holiday Classic by Justinn82 December 26, 2007

holiday howdy 

the act of fucking somebodys brains out
through any opening available.

guy 1: hey did u fuck that girl last night from the party

guy 2: o yea i totally gave her the holiday howdy

holiday howdy by remedy690 April 19, 2009

Holiday Amnesia 

When you return to school from holidays and completely forget what you learnt the previous year.

Guy 1: Wow, I can't remember ever learning differential equations last year...
Guy 2: Yeah, we must be suffering from Holiday Amnesia

Holiday Amnesia by Manbearpig911 March 13, 2012

Holiday H.i.v

The problem only unlucky bastards get where you spontaneously develop a vulnerability to all illnesses for the time off of work, the only cure is returning to work where you will recover instantly and of done nothing with your time away from the shithole

what did you do on the weekend
Nothing holiday h.iv had me ill all weekend
Holiday H.i.v means you are extremely vulnerable to any disease for the duration of you time off

Holiday H.i.v by ZephaLegend September 17, 2016

Holiday Beard 

A date a homosexual person takes to a (work, family) holiday party (eg work xmas party) to disguise the fact of their homosexuality.

May not be their regular Beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.

"Hey dude, who's that chick your brother's with? I thought he was gay?"

"Oh, he hasn't come out to our parents yet, so that's just his Holiday Beard."

Holiday Beard by NiftyDude December 21, 2008

Holiday Head 

When you are on your last day at work before annual leave/holidays, you are all over the place and all your are thinking about is HOLIDAYS!!!

Gee, you can tell Sara's going on annual leave after today, cause she has the worst holiday head!

Holiday Head by Shipkinz February 15, 2010