A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.
I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
by JimTimH. August 13, 2012
Get the Hershey Schmear mug.1. To excrete defecation into one's trousers; it is usually a thick warm liquid feel as it exits out of your anus, presumably while laughter is occurring at that moment.
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Get the hershey kiss mug.To pee into anothers rectum, combining the golden shower with vigourous fudgepacking. Don't forget the rubber sheets!
During a bout of drugged assplay, Dolan required a Golden Hershey from Whisenant. The rubber sheets were forgotten, and the mess was impressive.
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Get the Hershey Kiss mug.Jumping on the hood of someone's car in gridlock traffic and pressing your anus onto the windshield while pooping.
I was driving home from work the other day when suddenly a man in a trench coat jumped onto the hood of my car and gave me a Hershey kiss. My windshield wipers did not help matters.
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