A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.
I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
by JimTimH. August 13, 2012
Get the Hershey Schmearmug. When a male or female squats on their partners face during sex with their rectum above their lips. They then prerry dog their poop slightly on to their partners lips and retract it back in their rectum.
by ComponY1 November 27, 2018
Get the Hershey’s Kissmug. by The Yeddi September 28, 2005
Get the hershey kissmug. To pee into anothers rectum, combining the golden shower with vigourous fudgepacking. Don't forget the rubber sheets!
During a bout of drugged assplay, Dolan required a Golden Hershey from Whisenant. The rubber sheets were forgotten, and the mess was impressive.
by Sir Baron Scotch of Ihop October 17, 2011
Get the Golden Hersheymug. by KerriBerriWithNoCherri February 5, 2017
Get the Hershey Kissmug. Jumping on the hood of someone's car in gridlock traffic and pressing your anus onto the windshield while pooping.
I was driving home from work the other day when suddenly a man in a trench coat jumped onto the hood of my car and gave me a Hershey kiss. My windshield wipers did not help matters.
by ewwwwgross0000 May 22, 2010
Get the Hershey Kissmug. "I didn't care for grade I received in freshman biology, so I left a Hershey's Kiss on the teacher's porch."
by J. McDonnell January 11, 2005
Get the Hershey's Kissmug.