1 definition by ewwwwgross0000
Jumping on the hood of someone's car in gridlock traffic and pressing your anus onto the windshield while pooping.
I was driving home from work the other day when suddenly a man in a trench coat jumped onto the hood of my car and gave me a Hershey kiss. My windshield wipers did not help matters.
by ewwwwgross0000 May 23, 2010