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1. childish euphimism for buttocks

Possibly from the German word "hinder" (to prevent) as in prevent ass kickings; cover your hinder.

2. an overpriced beer from Holland
Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!

Hey dere, why are you drinking Heiny? Doncha know that the best beers in the world are made made in a Merica?
heiny by Mandingoh November 29, 2004
abbreviated form of "heinous" (pronounced: Hayn)
drunk guy: i think i'd totally have sex with shelley duvall.
sober guy: no way man, she's totally hein.
hein by Nihal December 18, 2005

stinky heiny 

when a girl eats some hair and then poops it out but it is sticking out of her butt
I was going to fuck this girl in the butt, but she had a bad case of a stinky heiny.
stinky heiny by Carley Muffberg November 14, 2010
i cant looking at brooklyn's face anymore. she's fucking heinous!!
heinous by kylesafag April 28, 2008

Heinzman 

Derived from the son of Zues meaning skilled train maker. Second cousins to the Heinz fortune, unfortunately left out of the will due to a tragic smelting accident.
Do the Heinzman on that ho!
Heinzman by carahh September 23, 2010

HeinousDude 

One of the coolest dudes on Newgrounds. Like the mysterious Zorro he keeps his identity secret from all.

Men want to be him, and women quiver with anticipation at the thought of meeting this mysterious man.
He is constantly flanked by LipsofLaura, who he conveniently stores under his bed, or in the overhead compartment while he is travelling by air.

If you're only going to meet ONE man this year, make it HeinousDude.
HeinousDude > Tanorel
PWNED.
HeinousDude by Nephthys November 10, 2003