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hat nailer

an individual who charges excessively for goods or services, often associated with used car dealers in the UK; etimology becomes clear when hat is taken to mean glans penis
You don't want to buy anything from Bracey, he's a well-known hat nailer!
by flubbermubber July 7, 2006
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hat skillz

The ability to project power through the size/embroidery of your hat. Most applies to Military Commanders of high rank, who wear large hats.
"Dude, you see that General get that guy to jump off the cliff yelling "God Bless America!"?"

"Yeah he's got major Hat Skillz"
by cjayfla January 16, 2009
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Hat-Trick

A shit that requires 3 flushes to account for the waste.
I had to pull a hat-trick because of those spicy enchiladas.
by TwoPiece November 14, 2016
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hat trick

Giving a girl 3 orgasms in on session
Last night was unreal.... John fucked the shit out of me.... gave me a hat trick!
by johnnyb3good November 29, 2016
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hat stealing

the type of flirting girls use if they are touchy and like you. Some people see this as “pick me girlattitude and others see it as fun. Boy usually don’t like it however
Boy: So anyway I was thinking that-
girl: *steals hat and giggles*

boy: omggggg give me it backkkkk

girl: make me

hence shows the flirty behavior being hat stealing
by ThickBickNick January 7, 2021
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HAT Syndrome

HAT Syndrome-an incurable disease contracted through mindless installation of aftermarket car audio systems in pursuit of sound quality.

This highly contagious disease is easily transmitted through unprotected online misinformation exchange as facilitated by online sound quality forums and local audio shops which serve as mass outbreak breeding grounds.

Early stage of disease: recognition of inferior car audio sound quality leads to gradual loss of immunity against marketing bullshit and self promoting myths, this stage is also known as loss of common sense.

Intermediate stage: the fast advancing loss of common sense leads to discarding all independent brain functions and substituting them with online reassurances and photos of past installs. The disease advances into spending stage which can take place after common sense completely disappears.

Advanced stage: installation takes place either through self inflicted or pro administered application of highly priced equipment. The diseases permanently takes over host organism and continues to self sustain through exposure to concentrated nourishment present at sound quality competition events operated by fully infected organism.

The outcome: non existing brain activity as related to audio aspects of life, uncontrollable urge to spend money on equipment contaminated with more of the same disease, permanent inability to employ ears and common sense.

The susceptible portion of population can be easily identified by their gullibility, limited ability to exercise their own judgment or common sense, inability to make independent decisions.

Taken from: http://www.createforum.com/petereuro/viewtopic.php?t=1595&mforum=petereuro
HAT Syndrome can be found at the following web sites.
http://www.hybrid-audio.com/
http://www.soundsolutionsaudio.com/forum/index.php?showforum=74
http://www.diymobileaudio.com/forum/index.php
by petereuro March 17, 2009
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Hat Goat

A Goat that carries around an assortment of hats, attempting to distract potential Goat Peelers from their virtuous missions by offering the appeasement of a free hat in exchange for the omission of his skin, fur and gristle being forcefully removed from his haggard Goat body.
Hat Goat: "Excuse me sir...are you the uh.......Goat Peeler?"

Peeler: "Yes. I am the Peeler."

Hat Goat: "May I offer you one of my beautiful hats in exchange for my life?"

Peeler: "No. I've already got a hat. You're fucked."
by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007
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