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heavy-handed

1) An individual that is prone to destroying or breaking any material item due inpart to careless,abrubt, or overzealous manipulation of said item.

2) An individual that operates anything in the physical world with too much strength and awkward coordination.
Individual at the jewelery store having his watch band repaired:

Watch Repair Person: "If I can just get this band loose, I think I'll be able to make a quick and easy adjustment."

John (the watch owner): Easy man, you're being too rough you heavy-handed beast.....I ain't worried about 'quick and easy', I want you to slow down; be gentle and fix it smoothly and correctly."
by Tommy Boy Sadler December 27, 2007
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Single-Handedly

All alone; without any assistance.

Saying that one could beat an opponent single-handedly is not the same thing as saying that he/she could do it 'with one hand tied behind his/her back'. That saying means that the upcoming fight or task will be very easy.
Sal (a guy) carried everyone's bags up the hill single-handedly.
by Diggity Monkeez May 23, 2005
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left-handed handy

Last night my hable suddenly escaladed into a left-handed handy, which brought me to tears.
by Bruce Goosen August 10, 2006
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have your ass handed to you

To be beaten like a Blind, Deaf, Dumb, Quadriplegic, Midget Hooker who owes her Pimp money.
A one punch TKO, wow the champ got his ass Handed to him.
by NADROJ January 21, 2004
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birdman handrub

The simple gesture of rubbing your hands together that, for the past decade, has been to the iconic signature move of Bryan "Birdman" Williams, co-CEO of Cash Money Records, home of Lil Wayne, Drake and Niki Minaj. Birdman's handrub is in all his videos. He says his handrub reflects his a) itch for dirty money-making, and b) use of antiseptic hand cleanser.
BLM driving a white liberal ACLU lawyer from a lecture podium gets a birdman handrub, not a high-five.
by ancianita October 12, 2017
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Handegg

A name the British use instead of American football, due to the fact the ball in question is egg shaped, so it isn't a ball and most aspects of the game are hand-based. It is also quite similar to the English invention Rugby (named because of the town it originated in) except all the players are heavily padded, can pass forward, and every time a player gets taken down, play stops, whilst in Rugby, almost every opposition player can pile on top of another opposition player, and the play will continue as soon as the ball is passed. Football is a game when a spherical ball is passed around by the foot and shot forcefully into a goal protected by a goalkeeper. The use of hands for outfield players and goalkeepers that are not in the box in football (or soccer to Americans) is strictly forbidden.

The truth is that American football doesn't make sense, and the name "Soccer" doesn't make sense either, seen as the name is actually originally an abbreviation of the FA (Football As(soc)iation), not another word for the actual beautiful game.
Complete and utter fucktard: Kinda like how rugby football looks like a giant egg and all the players run around with it in their grasp?

Logical individual: Actually, it is just called "Rugby", not "rugby football", as the American dickheads tried to alienate to try to deviate it from the inferior sport of Handegg and the Rugby name makes sense as the game of Rugby was invented in the small village town of RUGBY, only a couple of miles from the English cities of Coventry and Birmingham. It was invented by a boy named William Webb Ellis, who, in 1823, instead of playing football, picked up the ball and ran with it. He was disciplined for this, however, in a few short weeks, throughout the school, the new mutant sport had become very popular, and only a month had passed before all the rules were created for it. Thanks to the media, the sport then spread to almost every school in Rugby, and then to all schools in the Midlands county. Children loved how the brutality of the sport was part of the game. Soon it had become so popular Webb Ellis and a few other colleagues came up with the first Rugby Club, which, just like football, became a springboard for other Rugby clubs, in which the Rugby Union was invented and has been played ever since.

Now how is that for logical???
by Cal1um January 25, 2013
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Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn
My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.
by sneak hit master October 27, 2004
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