doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 26, 2014

Gravy Hammock

Slang for having runny feces trapped in (normally) whitey tighties.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I ended up with a gravy hammock.

by jihadorbust December 29, 2015

ball hammock

The part of the underwear that supports the male nutsack

Dude 1: Man I went commando and I started chafing

Dude 2: You need a ball hammock my boy

by SamSleety47 July 09, 2022

Shacking the Hammock

To engage in sexual activity, usually in an outdoor or semi-public area.

Hey, did you hear? Lindsay and John was shacking the hammock last night on the roof.

I was totally shacking the hammock with her yesterday at the park.

by SketchyTea February 29, 2012

hammock pointe elementary

The worst school ever ugh a lot of elementary relationships white people say the n word all the time girls that wear crop tops and don’t get dress code and they don’t like black people.

Hammock pointe elementary is such a bad school

by Umyourugly September 13, 2021

Reverse Hammock

Reverse cowgirl on a hammock

Courtney and JR love doing it outside in swinging beds, like hammocks, they love doing the reverse hammock.

by Jurror September 28, 2009

Hammocked

To be spun around in a front or backflip like motion and slammed to the ground. Similar to the “clothesline” but requires the victim be slammed down.

“Did you see that dude running along and Chuck just stuck out an arm and slammed him down?”

“Yeah man, homie got hammocked!”

by Ezekiel tha Prophet October 09, 2020