habbo

Where supposed "bloods and crips" come to dress up in blue and red, and fight eachother, for what "set" is the best. when real bloods and crips do not go on habbo.

Habbo Person #1: wat set u reppin?
Habbo Person #2: cripz, bitch
Habbo Person #1: im blood bitch, get out of here before i kik your virtual a$$

by fierrobrian November 1, 2007

Habbo Hotel

The worst fucking website on the whole fuckin internet!! I used to go on until I got addicted and realised that I had spent $450 on fucking pixels!! I'm gonna fucking sew Sulake the (mofo) who invented habbo! They make you pay for pixelated furniture!! They must be fucking swimming in money bcoz like 10 million people in the world, maybe more, spend their hard earned cash on buying fuckin pixels! Sulake has stooped really low!! Geez,some assholes will do anything for money!! They stooped low!!!

Habbo hotel is for assholes and pixel daters. People date pixels. Paedophiles have sex, known as cyber with girls!! DON'T EVER GO ON!! YOU WILL GET FUCKING ADDICTED AND BEFORE U KNOW IT, YOU'LL UNKNOWINGLY HAVE SPENT $100,000 ON BUYING FUCKIN PIXELS!!

by Ih8HabboHotel May 31, 2006

habbo

A stupid place full of stupid people. I know many who are addicted to this... uh... pile of something... The mods do NOTHING, so the place is full of hackers and scammers, and "habbo clubbers" who think they're the best 'cause they get more clothes and hairstyles. Seriously, if Habbo was real life they would have nothing. And probably don't, as they are a bunch of losers with no friends.

Also, you pay real money for fake furniture. REAL MONEY! YOU WILL NEED THAT, YOU FOOLS!

Joe: Duhuhuhuhu... Hey Tom I've been playing Habbo for five weeks straight and I'm an HC!!!!
Tom: Dude, get off your computer and come outside...
Joe: BUT THIS IS LIKE BEING OUTSIDE! IT'S REAL LIFE SIMULATOR!!!!
Tom: No it isn't. Now, I'll be leaving, but don't come to me if that game ruins you...
*5 weeks later*
Joe: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I've been hacked!!!!!!!!! AND THE MODS DID NOTHING!
Tom: I told you not to come to me... see ya.
So, Joe lost Tom, his last friend.

by Il Fantasma June 8, 2009

hallo

A cute way of saying "hello", or a new way of saying it if one gets bored of "hi" or "hey" or "hello".

1.) Hallo there.
2.) Why didn't he say hallo to me?

by Zilotakano February 18, 2004

Habbo Hotel

Habbo Hotel you are a joke now, which is not even funny, I mean it was stupid buying non existent furni with our own real money but you have changed so much it is so bad.

To everyone that joined around 2001-2004
-Remember the camera.
-Remember the games. (like chess)
-Remember the trax. (habbo music)
-Remember the big hand & purse.

Well sorry Habbo but I quit.

I was on Habbo Hotel playing in the gamehall, taking photos.

Now you are boring.

by user2242 April 11, 2011

No hablo espanol

Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!

Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

habbo hotel

Habbo hotel is for little gay little 10 year olds with no friends to pretend they have a social life with their pretend little person

Habbo: Will you be my friend
Habbo1: Ok then
Habbo: My name is gertrude, my favourite sport is cricket and my favourite thing in the whole wide world is habbo hotel!
Habbo1: ME TOO!

by Robin January 3, 2005