UPS Ground Service

The bottom rung of UPS delivery options. Basically, it's delivery within 2 to 8 business days, not counting Saturday(which is usually an extra grand). This is what really happens: your package arrives on the 2nd or 3rd day to a location 3 to 4 miles away from you and just sits around (GROUNDED) till it's delivery on the 8th or 9th day. You hear a loud thud on your porch, then the doorbell rings and when you open the door you see a dented package and a brown truck peeling out.

Guy#1: Has your UPS Ground Service package arrived yet?

Guy#2: Nope, I'll be collecting social security or six feet under before that thing arrives.

Guy#1: Yeah, next time use USPS Priority. It'll get there ahead of schedule and in one piece.

Guy#2: Thanks, dude. I'll remember that.

by Alleycat1969 September 28, 2012

Above Ground Pool

In dating/mating terms, an 'above ground pool' is someone who typically wouldn't be your 1st choice...but start to look more and more appealing when you have no other options. It may not be ideal, but at least you're getting wet!

I hooked up with Dave last night. He's a total above ground pool, but sometimes you just gotta swim like no one is watching.

by BklynSlope718 June 16, 2018

pk ground

The best PSI in mother 3, offense wise

NK CYBORG: hahahae I'm strong
Kumatora: pk ground
NK CYBORG: Shit

by Mother 3 March 27, 2022

suits on the ground

Similar to 'boots on the ground,' 'suits on the ground' means that the CIA or other clandestine non-military organizations are operating in a foreign country.

We about to invade Whatever-istan because there are suits on the ground.

Anne: In order to win the war we have decimate the country with 'boots on the ground'.
Bob: No we can just overthrow the dictator with 'suits on the ground'.

by Dick McBallsux October 14, 2013

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

Throw yourself at the ground and miss

To do this, you must throw yourself down at the ground as hard as you can, and somehow not hit the ground by flinging yourself out of the Earth's orbit and fucking dying.

Throw yourself at the ground and miss

by big fat diarrhea boi September 24, 2020

Ground Beef

what happens when when a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and shreds your dick

your girl gave me a blowjob last night and i woke up with ground beef !

by Jerimiah The Jigaboo April 23, 2015