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gouch

the area between ones ballsack and ones ass hole
ooooo yeahhh i just love pushin my gouch
by chris rooney July 20, 2009
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goucher

An individual who is extremely lazy (perhaps due to an inclination to smoke the 'erb), cannot keep to times or arrangements and is in general a bit of a sloth!
Fucking goucher
by dzee March 6, 2011
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groach

to quickly grab the inner, upper thigh of a male friend that you are being slightly annoyed by. This is done in a manner in which the victim thinks for a split second that you are reaching for something else.
Mike got totally groached out by Josiah.
by groacher June 6, 2010
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grouchmeister

Master of grouchiness. Used mainly when your significant other is irritable/bad-tempered/grumpy/complaining.
Last night a friend and I had smoked a bowl or three. While I was eating a banana, this is when the idea hit me. I put the peel in her slippers. Thinking I was a genius, I continued watching south park for an hour until she came in. When she came in she asked "why have you put a banana in my slippers!?!"

To make them more slippery!

We couldn't stop laughing... she became grouchmeister.
by shawn1234567 November 27, 2011
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Grouchos

Obviously painted-on eyebrows, like the real Groucho Marx wore in old movies. Women who would otherwise look gorgeous seem to be missing the glasses, cigar, and painted-on mustache to complete the ensemble.
"No, that chick doesn't have Grouchos, she has Shalits. Grouchos are painted-on, not hairy.
by Obey the Mustache October 13, 2017
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grouchsnach

a vagina that looks and smells like oscar the grouch
"i was fuckin dis bitch right and i swear she had a grouchsnach
by Terrace88 October 23, 2018
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groucho

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by groucho groucho December 27, 2021
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