when a person (the granter) is super quick with another and is extremely perturbed by someone asking them a simple question. they (the granter) usually interupts the first person before they even get their question out. then they (the granter) immediately try and degrade the first person.
Example #1:
A Dad asking his son a question because the Dad is interested in what his son did at school today-
Dad (intended question): Hi Grant How was your school day?
Dad (actual attemped question): Hi Grant How was .....?
TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): No Dad! Stop asking me questions! I'm, tired, sick, hungary, hate you, you're stupid and you're bothering me, you alway do this so leave me alone, etc.
Example #2:
A Dad asking his son about why he didn't eat his breakfast because the Dad is concered about his son's health and welfare-
Dad (intended question): Grant, you didn't finish the nice breakfast I made for you. What's wrong?
Dad (actual attemped question): Grant, you...
TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): Stop it Dad! I hate this food. It makes me sick. I've never liked it. You just do this to make me upset. I hate you.
A Dad asking his son a question because the Dad is interested in what his son did at school today-
Dad (intended question): Hi Grant How was your school day?
Dad (actual attemped question): Hi Grant How was .....?
TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): No Dad! Stop asking me questions! I'm, tired, sick, hungary, hate you, you're stupid and you're bothering me, you alway do this so leave me alone, etc.
Example #2:
A Dad asking his son about why he didn't eat his breakfast because the Dad is concered about his son's health and welfare-
Dad (intended question): Grant, you didn't finish the nice breakfast I made for you. What's wrong?
Dad (actual attemped question): Grant, you...
TheGranter (with "granting" behavior): Stop it Dad! I hate this food. It makes me sick. I've never liked it. You just do this to make me upset. I hate you.
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