Gooning

Someone who masturbate, girl or boy, to someone picture/video.

Boy : Who you let me gooning your instagram profil?

Girl : Yes

by Woowooy November 6, 2025

gooning

A slang term for "masturbating"

After a long day, sometimes you just need a little gooning time to unwind—no shame in that!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Gooning

The act of pleasuring yourself in the ways of agartha (jewish magic).

“Gooning to ehan using agartha”

by willshezhad December 1, 2025

Gooning

When a man becomes so horny they become retarded and will do anything for nut.

Cameron was gooning so hard he paid for a live video on redgif and was scammed out of $10,000

by Quadfather666 December 6, 2025

Gooning

Excessive PDA and/or loud sexual intercourse

Daughter: Let's go to the mall.
Mother: I'm tired. Dad and I went to bed late last night.

Daughter: It's not my fault you guys were gooning

by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025

Gooningtasses

A goated friend group with an unexpected mix of people. Name originally derives from "gooning" (excessive masturbation) and the suffix "tas" which comes from Eimantas, one of the founding fathers of the group.

"The Gooningtasses are so funny, I hope they turn up to my party"

by Gingr09 January 7, 2026

costco gorging

A costco gorge is when you go to Costco to by your shit and everywhere you turn there are hoards of cheap ass motherfuckers blocking your way to get free samples of cheese dip and pizza nuggets.

Tasha went to Costco to buy her veggies and tampons. It took her so long because every aisle was over run with old people and turban wearing Indians Costco gorging. She almost got trampled by three old ladies.

by Miltythecheese May 31, 2017