1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 27, 2022

After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or easily irritable either immediately or the next day after sex.
Also referred to as "ASG".

Hey man, whats with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG!... ( After sex grumpy )

by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022

After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or irritable either immediately after or the next day after sex. Also referred to as "ASG"

Hey man what's with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG! ( After sex grumpy )

by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022

gumpy

A term used for a male homosexual in prison. Derived from the "gump" "gump" sound made while they are sucking cock in the hoosegow.

i.e. I'll kick your teeth down your throat you cocksucking gumpy motherfucker!!!

by tarheelz January 15, 2009

Grumpy Pumpkin

Someone who is in a fowl mood

Adam lost his poker game so he was a Grumpy Pumpkin

by Miss Jenna December 3, 2005

Grumpy Pie

A Panda or a Noob who is constantly crying over little things, but they mean more to the person. A Grumpy Pie can also be a little cutie at times.

Boy "why are you in a bad mood?" :S
Girl "that time of month" :/
Boy "ahh such a Grumpy Pie" >=@

by Honey Bear 06/12/11 November 29, 2012

glump

Its the act of jumping ontop of another and humping on them. xD The combination of the root words glomp and hump.

did you just see how he glumped that guy? D:

by Ashelux April 7, 2008