Glomp

An all consuming hug.

When Michelle went to hug Sarah, she practically tackled her to the ground. It was a full on glomp.

by girlynerd3 May 5, 2010

glompies

n. A very tight bear-like hug given when you miss someone, care about them a lot/want to scare them or choke them to death.

use in a chatroom: *<name> runningtackleglompieshug*

by sig_Lydz June 21, 2004

Glööckler

A Designer from Germany who is Gay and looks really hot. His Fashion Label is called "Pompöös".

Harald Glöööklers Lieblingsblööömchen ist das Maiglööökchen!

by Danny Dong October 10, 2003

glomps

It's a verb, meaning that you run over to someone, picks them up, hugs them carries them around and happily puts them down.

Ally sees Morgan entering the room, and runs over to glomp her.

by Sarig June 27, 2004

glooba

Crunchy, cheezy chip. Cheeto-like.

Me likey the glooba!

by Baby No October 30, 2003

Doom-and-Gloom Math

The hypothesis that a large proportion of the people in the developed world would lack the critical thinking and quantitative skills required of a 21st-century citizen, because the politics of nativism, populism, and racism plaguing their societies have directly or indirectly brainwashed or radicalized them.

Thanks to Trumpism or right-wing politics, clothed under white supremacism or white Christian nationalism, millions of adults and children have fallen victims to the gospel of doom-and-gloom math, who blame millions of immigrants and refugees for stealing their blue-and white-collar jobs and for invading the promised land of their forefathers (who did the same thing to Native Americans).

by MathPlus April 28, 2023

Glompokalypse

A glomp, or running hug tackle, of such magnitude that the earth itself shakes in terror at the sheer force being applied. Typically executed by people of larger size, 6 feet+. Glompokalypse are unintentionally dangerous and should be undertaken with care lest the glomp escalate. A glompokalypse may be precieved as jovial or kind spirited by the party glomping, but can often lead to painful damage to key ossific structures in the human body.

Person A: ITS GLOMPING TIME!!!!!
Person B: no! please no!
Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic*
Person b: My...my... bones... *dies*

by Threevoices April 27, 2011