Not to be confused with the old-fashioned xylophone-like instrument, this term refers to Madea's lengthy "gettin'-getter-got" monologue to Dr. Phil. in which she says she'll "get my Glock" if "the gotters get me".
Dr. Phil totally didn't know how to handle Madea after her rambling "Glock 'n' spiel", and so he told her retinue that they'd have to "get someone else to treat her --- I'm done".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
by Dogerman November 22, 2020
When you suck and gluck on dat cock to hard u swallow it and you swallow there balls at the same time that your thought gets bruised
by Lynsey brolly December 06, 2021
1. Person 1: "Are you seeing Cindy today?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah shes gonna gleak on my glock"
2. Person 1: "My mom didn't come home last night"
Person 2: "Oh yeah i gleaked her on my glock last night"
Person 2: "Oh yeah shes gonna gleak on my glock"
2. Person 1: "My mom didn't come home last night"
Person 2: "Oh yeah i gleaked her on my glock last night"
by urmom and dabibi February 24, 2021
The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.
by Kamen March 02, 2007
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