glock in my rari

Dick in my ass

He had his glock in my rari

by Fettywaps November 27, 2015

Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson

A Man-Glock who was nothing else to do but be an actor and shoot people

I Think we should Get That Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson Shirt

by Dogerman November 21, 2020

Glock 'n' spiel

Not to be confused with the old-fashioned xylophone-like instrument, this term refers to Madea's lengthy "gettin'-getter-got" monologue to Dr. Phil. in which she says she'll "get my Glock" if "the gotters get me".

Dr. Phil totally didn't know how to handle Madea after her rambling "Glock 'n' spiel", and so he told her retinue that they'd have to "get someone else to treat her --- I'm done".

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

Glock cock choker

When you suck and gluck on dat cock to hard u swallow it and you swallow there balls at the same time that your thought gets bruised

Bro I just gave the glock cock choker last night to big Jim

by Lynsey brolly December 6, 2021

gleak on my glock

1. suck a dick; mostly used in the hood

2. when take a friends mom back to the crib

1. Person 1: "Are you seeing Cindy today?"

Person 2: "Oh yeah shes gonna gleak on my glock"

2. Person 1: "My mom didn't come home last night"

Person 2: "Oh yeah i gleaked her on my glock last night"

by urmom and dabibi February 24, 2021

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for David's glock n shock!

by Kamen December 14, 2008

a glock in my rari

A glock pistol in a Ferrari

I've got a glock in my rari.

by Policiacorrer January 20, 2016