Double Ghostbuster

The double ghostbuster is the pinnacle of shitting achievements in which an individual manages two highly difficult elements (or ghostbusters) in one sitting.

A single ghostbuster is when one takes a dump only to discover on inspection that there is nothing in the toilet. Where is it? Straight down the U-bend? Who knows.

Another type of ghostbuster is where one takes a dump, wipes his arse and on expection finds the paper contains no evidence a shit ever took place. A clean break, so to speak.

A Double Ghostbuster, then, is the seemingly impossible combination of both occurances outlined above.

Winston: Ray, Ray, I've just done a Double Ghostbuster!!
Ray: Yeah right, whatever
Winston: It's true Ray. It was clean as a whistle!
Egon: It's statistically 1 in 14 million to pull off a double but it can be done.
Winston and Ray: F*ck off Egon

by Regislow April 3, 2008

Ghost Boner

A type of boner that a guy gets without realizing it.

Dude look at that dude he has a ghost boner and doesn't even know it!

by GREB! December 21, 2008

Ghost Vibration

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket (whether it really is or not) and you go to check your phone and -guess what? No fucking calls, no fucking texts, just your same shitty phone playing tricks on you.

The other day i felt my phone go off, but then I remembered I left my phone at home. Damn ghost vibrations.

by Scott Blanton February 27, 2010

ghost follower

An inactive follower on a social network such as Instagram.

I wish I didn't have so many ghost followersplural on my Instagram.

by Helpnu September 11, 2013

ghost-maker

The designation for any member of X, the most elite, black-bag, covert assassination and personnel disposal team (n)ever assembled.

Please, let's go. I know that guy...he's a ghost-maker. Don't look at him...

by YAWA February 3, 2018

Ghost Liker

Term for an Instagram user who constantly likes one person's or multiple peoples' posts, but never has the intention to follow them. They may either hit like every time you post something or go through your page and like multiple posts. Some ghost likers may ironically have a private page, which is used to keep random users from liking their posts.

iPhone: (IG user) liked your photo
iPhone: (IG user) liked your photo
iPhone: (IG user) liked your photo
iPhone: (IG user) liked your photo
iPhone: (IG user) liked your photo
iPhone: (IG user) liked your photo
iPhone: (IG user) liked your photo
iPhone: (IG user) liked your photo
iPhone: (IG user) liked your photo
iPhone: (IG user) liked your video
Me: *Slides open phone and views IG feed
Me: * Sees IG user did not follow me
Me: * Checks their page and see it's private

Me: This b***h is a ghost liker (blocks user)

by Datdudebigj August 13, 2015

Ghost Vibrate

When you swear you're cell phone vibrates and you pull it out and there are no messages.

Ah fuck i thought she texted me, just a Ghost Vibrate.

by Theguywhoknowsall September 19, 2010