gaff tour

A tour of someones house, or general living space.

When I come round can you give me a gaff tour?

by basically a retard December 17, 2018

Gaffer

"Gaff" is a colloquial word used in the greater Dublin area in Ireland & north England meaning house. Gaffer is a house party

"Gaffer at Damo's house tonight lads"

"I heard that was some gaffer the other day, boy. Did ye get the shift?"

"Are ye comin' to my gaffer on Friday "

by StoryHörse June 17, 2019

Gaff

A british slang word meaning house/sesh.

Hey anything on tonight?

Yeah there's a mad gaff on down the street

by BigZaddyWolf June 27, 2019

Gruffalo

A fat hairy gigalo.

Look at that Gruffalo giving that dude head in the dark scary alley behind the Chinese food place!

by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook,or a lesser know powerful rusty hook.The main difference is you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

Last night I ovened the dutch girl after I gave her the powerful rusty gaff.She asked me to marry her the next day.

by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019

Shaft Gaff

When a penis is exposed in public for example a nip slip or an up skirt.

Did you see Justin Beiber's shaft gaff?

Yeah, his dick is so small.

by The OG Manager February 18, 2020

Choof and Guff

A term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana while demonstrating trivial, often-comedic humor. Used primarily in a lighthearted way to convey hilarity. (Smoking marijuana is not a necessary precursor.)

Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!

by TheDrewBlue November 30, 2022