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The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.
I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa
by Smitty February 24, 2003
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She had such a nice rack, but I only got to first and a half base, so I had to spend the rest of the night with me and my monkey.
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
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The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.
The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.
"I just keep getting pussy lately! I don't think it's ever going to stop. Thank goodness for the First Law of Ecumomics!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014
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Most people look back on these and wish they'd made a better one.
Most people look back on these and wish they'd made a better one.
"Jesus fucking Christ, Kate, you should've told me your parents would be there. I would have worn more suitable clothes to give them a good first impression... You really fucked up my evening."
by Hayley Hogsworth December 30, 2005
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you're being a smartass
you're blonde
you're being a smartass
you're blonde
*on urban dictionary*
*see "look up any word like your first name"*
(at this moment in your mind you think, i'm gonna be a smartass/blonde and actually search it like that)
*see "look up any word like your first name"*
(at this moment in your mind you think, i'm gonna be a smartass/blonde and actually search it like that)
by ChickenSausage June 22, 2011
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