Frumpy

To possess attributes considered undesirable by a majority of the population, typically concerning the distribution of cellulite or skin rolls in non-uniform patterns on ones body, but can also refer to large, baggy clothing that is not form fitting in any manner and only draws suspicion of a body that mirrors the clothes draping it in their frumpiness

She shouldn’t have worn that tight dress. Her butt looked totally frumpy.

by BirthdayGhoul January 22, 2019

Frumple

Using the folds of a persons back to create an orifice in which a person can preform an act similar to a tit job by thrusting their member in and out of the layering skin.

Dude this chick totally let me frumple her last night, her shoulder blades will be sore for weeks!

by forlillivs August 4, 2010

frumping

When an overweight person crumps.

Geez, I sure enjoyed frumping last night. Now, pass me that bucket of fried chicken.

by SoYouThinkYouCan'tDance? January 2, 2010

Massachusetts Frumpcicle

The process of leaving a passed out female in the backseat of your car in freezing weather after banging them out in the front seat. The girl must be blackout drunk and not speaking. (usually done by warlocks)

I just gave that girl a "Massachusetts Frumpcicle" last night! I think she's still in there.

by Merlin the Viking Warrior March 29, 2009

Frumping

The act in which a female slaps her face with her own breasts

Susie was frumping and almost put out an eye...it was hot

by Redda December 2, 2007

frump

to plump a pillow to make it more comfortable for your head

before going to bed brittney frumped her pillow before drifting into sleep

by dadsrock May 9, 2011

Frumpkins

Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.

I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.

by Air Drop January 2, 2008