Forrest Pump

A porno mawking the movie forrest gump. It has basically the same dialogue as the movie, but changed with pornographic langauge.

In the porno, Forrest Pump:

(Scene where forrest is in vietnam and gets shot)

"Oww, something FUCKED ME!!!!"

(Scene where forrest is in hospital with Lt. Dan)

Lt. Clam!!!! I came!!!!

by Kudzuboy January 24, 2011

forelitive

Stating the obvious is also known as a "forelitive" statement. Derived from the saying "for real?"

When someone says something that points out the obvious, it would be considered a forelitive statement. It also can be a generic response to someone else who says something about a subject. A forelitive response.

A forelitive statement: i.e. "Be careful when you watch her." Obviously, if you're taking care of someone, you're going to be careful. Especially, a baby. Do you think if it wasn't said, would you NOT be careful?

A forelitive response: STATEMENT: "I'm trying my hardest." RESPONSE: "Well, everyone tries their hardest."
Basically, a meaningless response that doesn't give any consolation to the statement.

by Xander Christian January 25, 2013

forrealing

Being honest. Not lying.

I am serious, I am forrealing you.

by MC ThunderThug November 27, 2015

forrekt gump

Somebody who thinks that he can peg anyone, but is really bad at it. He often laughs about his jokes, when nobody else does, too.

Person 1: Lol, look at him, he thinks he's so funny

Person 2: Yeah, what a forrekt gump

by damio121 February 28, 2016

forrest gump it

Run nonstop for miles until you reach another state, continent or a far destination.

Girlfriend: Babe I wish this relationship wasn’t miles away if only we can meet in person.

Boyfriend: Fuck it I’ma Forrest Gump it.

by Sweetart Queen September 20, 2017

Forcellrus

A disease lacking intelligence and a sense of humor.

You: All the individuals of W0TDiscord seem to have a severe case of Forcellrus
Me: But you don't even play Tanks.
You: Ignorant mode! IGNORANT MODEEE!!!

by poi21 June 26, 2018

Forcel

A forcel is a man (or, less often, a woman) who through reasons beyond his control cannot access an erotic relationship: "he was a forcel.". Forcel is also used to refer to the condition itself: "he was forcel".

Note: unlike incels, forcels never form gender-hate groups online or in the real world. Forcels simply seek what every healthy man deserves: a reliable, satisfying erotic relationship.

His wife had loss all interest in sexual relations. She did allow him to seek a girlfriend, a long as he did not spend any money on her. A woman without spending money? This put him sexually "between a rock an a hard place;" he was forcel.

by John Edgar Boston December 17, 2018