fleck of shit

That piece of shit that decides to come out after 45 minutes of sweat, tears, and anal distress that is the size of a pea on steroids

Guy 1- dude I had a fleck of shit last night after chipotle!

Guy 2- Awe that sucks man

by EpicMcMuffin77 May 29, 2015

Freckley Chopstick

When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"

by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017

Stinky freckle

another name for a poopshoot, more of the scratch and sniff variety

then i flipped her over and gave her one in the stinky freckle

by Richard Bes March 31, 2009

You fecking pickle

You fecking pickle is a way to insult someone and confuse them at the same time. You are calling them a green bumpy wet object shaped like a dick. At the same time pickles taste good so...

Cameron Dallas is a fecking pickle, Shawn Mendes is way smexier. You fecking pickle, how could you even think that!? You know what, everyone expect Shawn Mendes is a fecking pickle!

by YouFeckingPickle September 2, 2017

Spell Fecker

The frustrating inevitability that automated spell checkers will deviously change your text to something embarrassing and inappropriate

Wife - Darling , I know I'm being stubbornly but please just let me do this and dont insult me anymore...please..please
Husband - Okay donkey

Husband - Aaah! I typed Okey Dokey...stupid spell fecker

by GU248 May 20, 2021

Frecked

the art of of being fucked and wrecked at the same time; a hilarious combination of the two terms.

we were frecked last night

by emman and lemon July 6, 2007

shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.

I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003