Florida’d 

V. When you and a Florida girl go on a date and she invites 11 other Asian guys and makes you pay for all the food

Dammit man Stacy just totally Florida’d me

Florida’d by DannyFantom June 19, 2018

Florida Sunbird 

A person who lives and works in Florida, then seeks cooler summer areas in the North, especially after retirement.
Basically the opposite of a snowbird.

I am a Florida Sunbird, are you?

Florida Sunbird by brightsun1999 July 14, 2018

Florida Hotbox 

Having a threesome with a girl and their mom in a parked car while chain smoking a pack of cigarettes with the windows rolled up

I need to wash out my car after last nights Florida Hotbox.

Florida Hotbox by PJohns3372 May 7, 2019

Florida Keys

A truly magical place of crystal clear light turquoise water all around you. A pleasure to make the drive from Miami to Key West. Key West is one of the most relaxing, unique, fun, out of the way places in America. Enjoy!

Driving through the Florida Keys, all you see for 4 hours on the Overseas Hwy is clear blue-green water and smell the ocean breeze. Key West is so laid-back, chill, and filled with history. Both are heaven.

Florida Keys by FloridaKeysLover4Life May 5, 2010

Florida Cracker 

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry.

The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.

Florida Cracker by The Last Rebel September 2, 2008

Florida Man 

A guy who has committed a weird or dumb crime or a guy who is just weird and does weird things

One of my classmates grew up to be a Florida Man

Florida Man by YuOfTheNight August 19, 2019

florida dipstick 

when your having sex doggie style on the beach and you pull out real quick and dip your penis in the sand and stick it back in. but wear a condom for best results.

"dude, i gave sandy the florida dipstick yesterday"

florida dipstick by grahambrose1906 March 23, 2010