Florida’d 

V. When you and a Florida girl go on a date and she invites 11 other Asian guys and makes you pay for all the food

Dammit man Stacy just totally Florida’d me

Florida’d by DannyFantom June 19, 2018

florida ditch pig 

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.

"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."

florida ditch pig by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008

florida death metal 

A subgenre of death metal that started in the late 80's and is composed of bands such as Morbid Angel, Obituary, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Malevolent Creation, Monstrosity, Resurrection, and so on.

Tampa is the most prevelant home to Florida Death Metal bands. Morbid Angel, Obituary, Cannibal Corpse, and Deicide are some of the most notable ones to live and record in Tampa. Morrisound Studios is where a great many classic death metal albums were recorded, like CC's Tomb of the Mutilated, Morbid Angel's Covenant, Obituary's Cause of Death, and even Brazilian thrashers Sepultura came to Tampa in 1991 to record Arise with producer Scott Burns, who also produced numerous death metal albums.

The style of Florida death metal is not easily defined, it varies from cannibal corpses blood and guts themes to deicides anti-christian ranting. But it is usually just straight forward and to the point, no fancy productions or studio wizardy with an emphasis on riffs and song structures. some bands are more techinical than others. Most of them use blast beats and especially double bass, vocals go from thrash yelling to low guttural growls to high shrieks.

Overall, death metal would not be the same without these bands. Florida swamp death metallers unite.

Florida Death Metal is the best music EVER.

florida death metal by Jeremy Adams November 14, 2007

florida dipstick 

when your having sex doggie style on the beach and you pull out real quick and dip your penis in the sand and stick it back in. but wear a condom for best results.

"dude, i gave sandy the florida dipstick yesterday"

florida dipstick by grahambrose1906 March 23, 2010

Florida Driver 

The worst driver in America. A person who passed their driving permit test online while googling the answers. People that may or may not use a turn signal to change lanes. A 16 year old who gets 350Z convertible and crashes within a week because they did not know they could not turn left at a red.

Florida Driver's are so bad at driving, for example they don't know how to merge they put there foot on the gas and pray they wont hit someone no turn signal or anything.

Florida Driver by smiley giggles September 24, 2009

Florida Dog 

A FUCKING ALLIGATOR

Fear the featherless fright that blights the plight that is Florida aka a Florida dog

Florida Dog by THEyeetBoi October 16, 2020

The Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo 

Boone and Moon with Sid sandwiched in the middle.

Charles: Yo did u hear about the Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo?
Frankfurt: Naw man wtf is that?
Charles: It's Boone and Moon with Sid in the middle
Frankfurt: Fuckin crazy bro.

The Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo by Grinnell April 15, 2008