flatsturbate

when you fart while masturbating

I try not to flatsturbate cuz it ruins the pleasure

by Faceless Alison September 12, 2016

Flatterfied

When you dont know if you should be flattered or terrified to someones comments or advances towards you

This guys sent me a nude picture of himself and i was flatterfied because i had no idea who he was

by CJ knuckles December 16, 2016

Flatassitosis

A condition in which one's gluteus maximus is less than the required amount for effective booty shaking.

Due to my state of flatassitosis, I will be unable to partake in the twerking competition.

by Rainestar June 29, 2018

Flattened My Flower

To take someones virginity. Similar to popping a cherry.

Yo, dude, Jessica totally flattened my flower last night!

by BeChampions January 20, 2019

FLARTSY

WHEN A WOMAN FARTS WHILE FLIRTING

CARI WAS REAL FLARTSY WHEN SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH CHAD AND LET SOME FLATULENCE SLIP.

by REDABASHLEY February 27, 2019

flattened taco

A flattened taco is a pizza.

But instead of saying pizza you try to say taco because tacos are clearly superior to pizzas.

Yo man, those pineapplea do not belong on flattened tacos

by Jaaaan101 April 7, 2019

Flatassmentalimparment

When a girl thinks she has a fat ass but she doesn’t have any ass

That poor girl over there has flatassmentalimparment

by Bigboy3578347 July 4, 2019