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Adobe Flash

Noun - A computer program designed by a demon, to unleash the powers of hell upon anyone dumb enough to open the program. No one is safe when the program is opened. It will only lead to blood and tears.
True Fact: In the middle ages Adobe Flash would raid villages, rape the women, burn the homes and take slaves.
by LazerTazer October 20, 2010
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Flash-forward this!

Phrase used to invite someone who claims to be a "flash-forwarder" (a person who is able to "see" the future) to consider an obvious result of a stupid action committed by himself.
"Yo... flash-forwarder... how´s the future?"
"Brilliant!"
"And you are late today for work as usual so, Flash-forward this!... You are fired!"

"Honey..."
"Yes sweety"
"You are always busy so, Flash-forward this! I´m gonna have a baby with the gardener.
by rperazag May 23, 2010
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fasho

Tyrone: Sup Nigga, wanna get some crack?

Tyrese: Fasho
by panachronic July 7, 2003
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Gash flash

When a girl opens her legs while in a skirt and you get a flash of her pants or gash.
Hey close your legs!
Why?
I am getting mega gash flash.
by SammiiSprkl April 26, 2010
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Flashbacks

When referring to fanfiction, it describes the traumatic repercussions of reading Heat, a Korrasami fanfiction.
Fanfiction: *inserts something overtly sexual and maybe BDSM-related, or use of words such as "mistress," "punish," or "collar"*
People in comments: "Oh no the flashbacks 😳"
by NickiSam2378 October 18, 2020
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tattoo flash

Pictures of predesigned tattoos. Usually a sheet will be about 11x14 and have around 4-7 tats on it all conforming to a generic theme (knives, roses, hearts, etc...). Usually made to be put into notebooks and whatnot for people to pick from.
RandomGuy: I wanna get inked.

TattGuy: What d'ya want?

RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.

TattGuy: aight.
by Jake September 4, 2005
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Flashbangsexmagic

Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.
Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009
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