flapjacking

to roll down the windows of your car and let your boobs hang out and flap in the wind.

emma was flapjacking last night.

by ashannah March 3, 2010

brazillian flapjack

When a male ejaculates on a females back...lets it dry then peels it off and feeds it to her

My boo always complains that i never take her out to a nice dinner...so I gave her a brazillian flapjack.

by The Hossenfoffer July 19, 2009

dick flapping in the wind

slang term, i.e. Don't leave me hanging out to dry!
To idle blindly. No direction. Uncertainty.

Well call me and let me know what is up! Don't leave me with my dick flapping in the wind!

by MustangGT September 26, 2005

paul bunyan flapjack

the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having sex missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the orgasm seems to be present, pull the dick out from the vagina and ejaculate into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer sex followed by a cumslap to the face.

person 1: "dude, do you remember chickie?"
person 2: "you mean that cum guzzling gutter slut that always shows up at the long trail tavern?
person 1: "yeah, i actually had sex with that slam pig, and i gave her the PAUL BUNYAN FLAPJACK!!!!"
person 2: "nice"

by Barnaby Jones November 7, 2007

flip me like a flapjack

"tell me both sides of the story."

"...and then he spilled his soda all over me, he didn't give me any gas money even though I drove him all the way to Boston, and he didn't even kiss me goodnight!"
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."

by bambi1234567 May 29, 2009

Flapperdoodle

Flapperdoodle- A very loose vagina. Sometimes sluts have these and most escorts.Usually Flapperdoodles are moldy brown.

Sarah's flapperdoodle swayed from left to right in the wind

by ORENT August 11, 2007

flapper w/ cheese

A burger that contains all the usual ingredients apart from the refinement of a juicy wet slab of a vagina flap... with cheese.

I ordered a flapper w/ cheese at burger king and the woman made it fresh from the source.

by Dr. Emil Shauffhausen April 11, 2007