FAF

To wash yourself with a flannel starting with your Face, then Armpits and lastly Fanny.

Gf: I can’t be arsed to shower I’m going to have a faf.
Bf: Ok bruh

by Mark Succerberg January 11, 2019

Faf

Somebody who has a large body mass for their frame (fat as fuck)

Wow she's FAF

Damn, he's faffy

by Eden333 July 4, 2020

FAF

Fresh as fuck

Just got out of the shower... feeling FAF

by Kdog&VitaminD February 12, 2019

FAF

Fake ass friend

Becky won’t go to the bars with me at 1am on a Wednesday she’s a FAF

by Lo_Litty September 1, 2019

faf

fine as fuck

Damn, that dude is faf

by umchileanyways October 14, 2019

faf

1. Fat As Fuck is what i've always used it as, however, apparently it can also stand for:
2. Fit As Fuck

Shit, that girl is faf!

by Maxx69 February 10, 2008

Faf

Fancy a fuck

Hey Liam faf?

by Schickenfingers April 20, 2021