Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009

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Faking it

Used when referring to someone who has used fake tan to give others the impression she looks good.

Guy 1: Veronica looks so good tonight. I love summery looking chicks
Guy 2: Ah, she's faking it man.

by Annabelle Howie December 13, 2007

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faking jacks

Half steppin on a robbery. Robbing someone and then giving them their things back on the spot. Then bragging about it.

Dude faking jacks.

by True Anlivin' May 18, 2016

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When you are forced to go to a venue in which you would normally rage and party (i.e. a club) due to social pressures and circumstances and you feel like absolute shit/exhausted but its awkward for you to sulk in the corner, so you "fake rage" or "fage" to fit in. Usually associated by acts of half-hearted fist pumping and demonstrating short periods of euphoria only when you see someone you know. Inside, you are counting down the minutes until it is socially acceptable to go home.

I felt like shit last night but obviously I had to go out on spring break in Mexico. I was just faging all night, counting down the hours until we can go back to the villa.

by villanaranja January 5, 2018

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