A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.
Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"
by The Dude of the Stupid August 10, 2018
Get the excel jockey mug.1.A car , named Edsel, made by the company, Ford.
2.A name of attractive and/or an intelligent person, usually a man.
Side note: Often made fun of as name rhymes with pretzel.
2.A name of attractive and/or an intelligent person, usually a man.
Side note: Often made fun of as name rhymes with pretzel.
Person 1. Damn, that's a nice Edsel (car)
Person 2. Your right!
Person 1. Hi there Edsel
(Edsel) Hello
Person 1. Haha Edsel Pretzel!
Person 2. Your right!
Person 1. Hi there Edsel
(Edsel) Hello
Person 1. Haha Edsel Pretzel!
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Excellent is a word commonly used on the xbox live server by the users "Rushlow" and "BIG BAD TREKKIE"
by John December 13, 2004
Get the Excellent mug.A point of inebriation where one is neither no longer drunk, but so far gone that one becomes a total party animal and paranoid at the same time.
Boy 1: "Hey, where's Matt?"
Girl 1: "Oh, he's outside and quite excellent right now"
Matt: "Yo! You talking shit about me?"
Boy 1: "No..."
Matt: "Oh okay....you excellent yet? Get excellent!"
Girl 1: "Oh, he's outside and quite excellent right now"
Matt: "Yo! You talking shit about me?"
Boy 1: "No..."
Matt: "Oh okay....you excellent yet? Get excellent!"
by excellentbigBro October 25, 2011
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Get the excelcia mug.Noun: A person who fits the acronym E.A.S.L (Easy And Sloppy Lay)
An easel can often be seen at bars or clubs a little bit past tipsy, out of shape, and have no business wearing that skin-tight midriff shirt. An easel is a sure thing when you need to get laid and don't care by who.
An easel can often be seen at bars or clubs a little bit past tipsy, out of shape, and have no business wearing that skin-tight midriff shirt. An easel is a sure thing when you need to get laid and don't care by who.
1: "Man, there are not too many good lookin' chicks out tonight. I may have to settle for one of these easels."
by JakkedXun September 1, 2011
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