by kerouac_komplex March 28, 2011
Get the joy explosion mug.There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
Get the ass explosion mug.A type of moist, mass dense fart that brews in your system when you least wanted to. often a result of insufficient wiping prior to going about daily business. the formation of butt cheese. despite the entire process being completely intestinal, leftover bits from stools past may attribute to the Skid marks left in the wake of the blast, providing for an unpleasant experience, both social and private.
"Oh god man, what happened at the all you can eat Mexican buffet, let's just say I loaded some explosive rounds.
by butthole re-generator September 27, 2018
Get the explosive rounds mug.Guy 1: "I had to shit in a bucket in my garage this morning."
Guy 2: "What? Isn't your garage 50 feet from a toilet?"
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by luvhandles1 April 23, 2010
Get the orange explosives mug.A trailer for a movie with heavy use of explosions. The term "explosion trailer" is always preceded by a number indicating the amount of explosions.
Explosion trailers are light on serious dialogue and the audience is sometimes left wondering what the movie is about, other than explosions. The number of fourteen-year old boys who will see the movie increases exponentially with the number of explosions in the trailer.
Usually, a movie with an explosion trailer is not considered Oscar-worthy, unless it is for special effects. For the life of me, I can't recall an explosion trailer featuring Meryl Streep.
Explosion trailers are light on serious dialogue and the audience is sometimes left wondering what the movie is about, other than explosions. The number of fourteen-year old boys who will see the movie increases exponentially with the number of explosions in the trailer.
Usually, a movie with an explosion trailer is not considered Oscar-worthy, unless it is for special effects. For the life of me, I can't recall an explosion trailer featuring Meryl Streep.
After seeing the seven-explosion trailer for Timecop III, all the boys in Ms. Shull's 9th grade homeroom couldn't wait to see it.
by Tuftskins May 6, 2009
Get the explosion trailer mug.When you are in the midst of penetration during intercourse, and you sneeze, fart, and ejaculate at the same time.
Tim hooked up one night after drinking and wound up with a languorous Mongolian Explosion. She still called him the next day though.
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