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Tickle Me Elmo

Satan. Tickle Me Elmo is a demon from the deepest pits of hell masquerading as an innocent children's toy. This is shown by it's insane fits of maniacal laughter whenever touched at all. If you find yourself in the same room as a Tickle Me Elmo, you should avoid all eye contact and should NEVER touch it. The best way to dispatch this demon to the fire from whence it came is to set it on fire, record it, and post the video on YouTube.
Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Jen?

Guy #2: What? No.

#1: The Tickle Me Elmo got him, man!
by BobloBobBobbiness December 29, 2009
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ElementOne

A group of students at Tech school of Larry that pretend to do real engineering work but instead send out all designs, tests, and builds and throw all common sense out the window. They rely on the school's interest in "GREEN" projects so that they don't have to fundraise, work, or think. It is quite ingenious if you think, because they now have 3 different chassis designs that someone else designed and tested using FEA, can afford to buy all titanium bolts, decided to use a carbon fiber unit body that ended up weighing as much as their original chromoly frame, and are totally absent minded of the fact that the project is a go-kart with a fuel cell. Hope they don't hit any bumps because this kart doesn't even have any suspension (the one thing they didn't over complicate).
Don't be like ElementOne and do your own work without sending everything out!
by Wayne Kerre May 3, 2008
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elementalist

1) A profession in Guild Wars based on spells and magic.

2) the best dancers (both male and female) in Guild Wars.
1) "hey should I be an elementalist for my primary profession?"

2) "theres a female elementalist dancing in town, lets go get a free show!"
by Supittsu June 24, 2005
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elmo

(Noun) Slang for an object or person introduced into an environment in order to make that environment more habitable for more stupid children.
Parent: Oh, where's that lovely detailed globe of the world gone, Mrs Klaptrap?

Teacher: Too complicated for suburb kids, so we got an elmo in. It only shows where North America and Iraq are, and later we'll add the ballistic missile trajectory to it once they're up to third grade.
by Coaldrone January 21, 2004
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eEmo

(pronounced ee emo or, alternatively, just like emo)

1. People who act emo online just to get attention and aren't really that way in real life.

2. Emos that are constantly on myspace or a site of the likes, updating it with depressing poems, talking to other eEmos they don't even know.
1. Corey totally pulled an eEmo and got over 35 comments in one day!

2. My perspective: Wow, i just looked at an eEmo's site...they really need to get a life.

eEmos perspective: Nobody in real life could possibly understand my pain! Now I'm going to go write a poem online in red text on a black background!
by Psylosis_Bassist October 8, 2007
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elmo

A red furry puppet thing that has a pet goldfish.
This "puppet" is known to have a gun in his diaper stash.

WARNING! DO NOT MAKE ELMO A MAD PUPPET!!!
He will kill you in your sleep or show up in a mirror whenever you look in one.

DONT LOOK IN A MIRROR THAT HAS A MIRROR ACROSS FROM IT or then Elmo comes to be more powerful because he is now a polturguist!

EXAMPLE:
Cally: "Wanna summon Elmo in the mirror?"
Haley: "How do you do that?"
Cally: "Yell, 'ELMO YOU ARE A GAY PUPPET' into the mirror and wait."
Haley: "Ok... ELMO YOU ARE A GAY PUPPET!"
*Elmo appears in the mirror and shoots them*
by Misseshappydinkles December 31, 2007
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Elmo Blatchelor Party

A bachelor party paid in homage to Elmo Blatch from Shawshank Redemption. The party involves lots of tasty bitches, calling people pricks, and doing sinful deeds that others get pinned for.
Alex: Hey AJ......what are we doing next weekend?

AJ: Serious dude? It's Blake's Elmo Blatchelor Party!

Alex: Ah man...I forgot. It's gonna be so tasty!!!!

AJ: I know. Blake's gonna be the prick that everything gets pinned on!
by Chicago AJ July 10, 2009
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