Dutch rider

The action of grabbing your dick then having a partener/friend grabbing your arm and jerking you off.

See also: Double Dutch rider

Dude, check it out! We can do a dutch rider without being gay! We're not touching dicks, other than our own.

by OlivaHessum April 1, 2009

ditch napper

The act of inducing a Xanax-like coma and intentionally slamming your vehicle in a ditch to take a nap.

Dude is such a ditch napper. I bet he has a couple bars left in his pocket and a sign in his grill.

by C. Sampson April 2, 2009

dutch stovepipe

The act of farting in a Snuggie and putting the sleeve in someone's face for them to smell it.

Jimmy just farted in his snuggie and gave his wife a Dutch Stovepipe.

by chefjiz October 1, 2009

Ditch Banging

Riding your snowmobile in a ditch or ravine. Riding on unmarked trails.

"...I was ditch banging all night till the DNR showed up."

by bkboatnsleds.com October 15, 2009

Dutchmassive

is the New-Age Native Tongue, also know as The Hobbyshop Hero

The Super Emcee (Slash) Beat Fanatic (Producer) has been releasing music on a World wide scale since 1998.

He is 1/3 of the Underground hiphop Super group Equilibrium (Celph Titled, Majik Most & Dutchmassive) from Tampa Bay, Florida.

Released his debut solo album "Junk Planet" in 2004 on Freshchest Records & his Sophomore Lp titled "Crush Your System" on the world renown RAWKUS RECORDS in 2007

A Demigodz affiliate & one of the original member of the very exclusive Super Producer crew "Beat Fanatic" (SlopFunkDust, Illmind, M-phazes, Dela, Rik Marvel, Matt Naso, Rek-one (R.I.P.), Mekka don, Dutchmassive, Mo0, Jake-One, DJ Rhrettmatic, S1, DJ Roddy Rod, 9th Wonder, Spon, Dj Blenda, Kay of the Foundation, Dj Cozmos, etc

Dutchmassive is Defined by the Music he creates which can best be heard at his internet Treehouse Hideout a.k.a. Dutchmassive.Bandcamp(dot)com

Fun Fact: "Dutch" is Dutchmassive's Birth name

Dutchmassive.Tumblr(dot)com

Dutchmassive - "Junk Planet" (1997-2002)

Dutchmassive - "Crush Your System"

Other Dutchmassive albums to look for:
+ Music 2 Sleep To...

+ Romanticizing

+ The DrumLove EP

+ Project: REACH

+ Quit Work Make Music

+ The NEXT Final Fantasy

by HalfManHalfAmazing November 6, 2010

Shitter's Ditch

The place where one goes when in alot of trouble. Usually the kind of trouble of their own creation and the situation has drastically deteriorated.

A major stuff up.

Oh fuck, I can't believe you forgot to put the car tyre back on properly; we are really up Shitter's Ditch now.

A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."

by Harry Goodson October 1, 2010

Dutch Land Mine

(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.

(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.

(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.

(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.

by GroverSMB October 14, 2009