Dutch Takeover

When an employer secretly sells his/her business to a third-party without ever publicly acknowledging the fact to the employees of said business.

What happened to that old kvetcher, Max? He's looking all guilty and secretive... I mean, more than usual.

Haven't you heard? He subjected his art gallery to a Dutch takeover, now there's a guy he introduces to people as his new business "partner".

by nygcw February 19, 2010

dutch coffin

When one farts in a coffin before it is closed.

Matt dutch coffined Danny at his open casket so that he could take that stink with him to the grave

by OC Brownbomber September 29, 2010

Dutch Passport

When a man or woman uses there dirty ring hole to stamp thier partners body like a dutch passport.

friend 1- didn't see you on the weekend, where were you?
friend 2 - met this girl and she hooked me up with a dutch passport.

by erniec March 17, 2011

dutch windsor

The act of giving a hand job while someone ties your tie or receiving one while you tie their tie

Freds dick was raw after tying the entire wedding parties ties with Dutch Windsors

by terminal288 June 5, 2016

duty-aesthetic

Desire or self-consciousness as outside of man's control.

Fatalistic desire.

Borrowing from Schopenhaur, duty-aesthetic argues that man has the power-to-desire and the desire-to-will but he does not have the power to will.

That is, will is a subset of desire.

Duty-aesthetic argues that ironically man lacks power over the power-to-desire (self-power) because power is something man can have not something man can be.

by sandraxine December 14, 2018

Dutler

When your dad has no job and you treat him like your butler

Hey Dutler make me some F-ing French toast

by Offender40 October 30, 2019

Dutch Drunk

When you're so drunk that people can't tell if you're drunk or Dutch.

Andy was Dutch drunk on Saturday night, I couldn't understand a word he said!

by Rik Rik Rak May 1, 2020