Feed the ducks

Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.

This is the greatest thing in the world.

by Nate Dogg September 11, 2003

retard of ducks

a group of ducks that loiter in a hotel parking lot and make the motion sencer doors go WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh

A group of ducks sitting in a puddle in the middle of a hotel parking lot when there is a huge lake 50 feet from the back of the hotel. A retard of ducks standing under the hotel auning, because its raining, making the doors open and close.

by spartan104 June 26, 2008

baby ducks

Amazingly soft pussy, often of a chubby girl.

Guy: Man, I fucked that chubby chick from the party three times last night

Guy's Buddy: Good pussy, huh?

Guy: Like baby ducks.

Guy's Buddy: Nice!

by I Fuck Mothers February 21, 2011

Duckspeak

1. To say something without thinking
2. To "Quack" before you think

Boy: "I want to sh*t in your mouth and make a salad with it."
Girl: "WTF, bro!?"
Boy: "Sorry, Duckspeak."

by Ingsoc's Big Brother November 29, 2013

duckysex

hot wild sex, that can involve more than 2 people.

jack and jill went up the hill so jill could have hot wild duckysex with jack. <123

by BiLLiE rAwR June 15, 2006

ducks can play ping pong

a phrase for truth it means something really true. It's a funny phrase because of the irony that ducks can't really play ping pong.

MAN1:wow i just saw i flying car!
MAN2:yeah right thats rubbish
MAN1:Honestly ducks can play ping pong!
MAN2:Really!! I believe you now

by natbinishguy84 April 18, 2010

dunkus

Someone who's an all-out goofball

I saw this boi walking down the hall with a fucking llama mask on. No doubt he's a dunkus.

by bess_cakes July 17, 2018