Draw

Something that happens in sports when one team is too shitty to beat the other team, but the other team isn't shitty enough to actually lose.

The match between the Idiots and the Morons ended in a draw.

by KerriAce January 7, 2009

Drawn Sex

Perhaps the most sick site on the entire internet. Drawn Sex is a site that specializes in drawing shitty cartoon pornography. The site is run by foreigners who suck at English as much as they suck at life. If you're ever feeling extremely ballsy, want to have a near death experience, or wish to prank you're friends or enemies then pay the site a visit.

Examples of captions from Drawn Sex:

Lisa: Bart, get out! I'm piss!
Marge: Suck my shoose, animal!
Homer: Arrr. What pretty shoose?
Lisa: I Love men with huge cocks as yours Barny.
Homer: Suck him Bart! Faster babe!
Meg: Only woman can get to woman such pleasure.

by A dude22 August 24, 2008

Daft Draft

Putting all of your windows in your car down during the winter time and playing Daft Punk at a very high volume.

Dude, you're going to break my window doing this Daft Draft!!

by roverdog4 April 18, 2010

Aerosmith - Draw The Line

Draw The Line is an amazing rock album created by awesome hard-rock band, Aerosmith. Draw The Line was a follow-up too there previous album, titles, Rocks. Although this record was not as successfull as their last two albums, Toys In The Attic and Rocks, Draw the Line still kicks ass!

Aerosmith - Draw The Line is one of my favourite albums!

by GrandPoop October 7, 2010

South African Pistol Draw

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.

Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"

by JohnDaniels May 14, 2015

Draft Board

The system used when a person is going over all of their options before cuffing season.
When youre not quite sure which person you’re going to pursue this coming autumn, you have to go over your draft board.

Tom: bro I made my draft board, but I think someone is going to draft(cuff) my #1 before me.
Chad: That’s why you got the board man, just go on to #2. My draft board is full I have 74 prospects
Tom: bro what.

by coywow September 22, 2022

draft dodger

Someone who is always cold and hates even the slightest draft, breeze, or air conditioning on. Old people tend to become draft dodgers.

My girl is a bonafide draft dodger.

You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.

No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009