Shboink-a-doink

Penis

I slammed his mom with my shboink-a-doink

by HeyJake! June 30, 2025

Doink

In addition to being a fat joint typically enjoyed in Amish, “doink” is also a word commonly used to describe a large magic mushroom.

1. Currently smoking a fat doink. Wish I was in Amish...*sigh*

2. If your looking to trip, my homie Greg grows some straight up doinks, man. Hit him up!

by GoldenIris November 27, 2019

doink session with the boys

Smoking weed with the boys

Jack: Tryna have a doink session with the boys
Max: Bet what time is the session

Jack: 6pm my place

by Downey day we July 18, 2023

Doink

Another word for weed

You right mate wanna smoke some doink?

by Dr Memeio April 25, 2019

Doink

To masturbate aggressively

I was so upset that I failed the job interview that I just sat down and doinked right there

by mankeys4eva April 21, 2021

Doink

A slur to describe a Amish clown smoking a joint

You Doink

by TheFishMan70 October 11, 2022