Dittafoo

Native American slang used to describe a person who has said/done something insanely stupid.

The term originated on Turtle Mountain Indian Reservation in Belcourt, ND.

Did you see the way Joe was acting at the Turf last night?

Yeah, he was acting like a dittafoo.

by NDN Mafia July 16, 2010

Dictexting

Dictating a text message. Particularly on the new iPhone Six with the voice recognition software,

Because the voice recognition feature on IOS 8 is so good, dictexting is easier than entering the letters from the keypad.

by rebelyid October 11, 2014

dittlefinger

A person who regularly fingers his own asshole, and proceeds to lick the his finger for a taste addiction.

You're a fucking dittlefinger ! Always being gay and shit.

Dude, stop being a dittlefinger, it's just weird.

by Confederate Redneck April 11, 2017

Ditlev

Neat

Ditlev is pretty neat

by Murmelbjerg November 27, 2018

Dithery

A big retarded mongo that can’t speak or think properly

Cory Clarko is one dithery fuck eh

by Keeksy bum April 18, 2019

Dittmar Syndrome

Someone that lies so often they can no longer tell the truth because doing so would eliminate their existence as a person.

dittmar syndrome, causes a person to tell strangers he/she is jewish..when in fact, everyone knows they are lying.

by ChipTheRipper5000 July 23, 2020

Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.

"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020